"Control yourself," whispers the conscience.
"Stop," whispers the wallet.
"Shut up, we’re in a bookstore," whispers the heart.
”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you* ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it
Arfa Iqbal, by An Dukes.
That red lipstick. It just pops!
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
ABOUTSophie. 20. UK.
Manchester born-Belfast living
Medical student and Roller Derby Dame
My blog is a mix of all the things I find interesting, so mostly:
girls, books, tv shows, art, derby derby and more derby, nerdy things, tattoos, medical things, photography and interiors (I collect ideas for my future house)
Sometimes I post stuff about my life and picutres of my face, feel free to ignore those.
I'm happily taken by my lovely lady Lauren go love her, who I wouldn't be with today if it weren't for my person, who is kick ass and lives at heyharpo go love her too, and Ellyn too I suppose she deserves a spot.
I like to read and I watch more tv than is probably healthy, I also like it when nice people talk to me about stuff they find interesting, so if you're bored leave me an ask.